If you watched last night’s episode you’ll know that the Backstreet Boys weren’t the ONLY thing that was back!!!! You guessed it, Corinne’s crazy antics were back too!!!! LOL!!! But for real … who else felt like they jumped on a time machine and was shot back to the 90’s as soon as the Backstreet Boys made their appearance last night?!?!?! SO funny!!! Ps. Corinne’s version of “The Mom Dance” though … I don’t know who she’s been hitting the dancefloor with but us mommas know how to SHAKE IT!!!! LOL!!!
Ahhhhhhh so the truth ALSO FINALLY came out about Nick and Liz … and the girls were less than impressed … and they grilled him with lots of valid questions but I have to give him credit where credit is due … it WAS months ago that it happened … what he does in his free time is up to him … AND I think he did the right thing by being honest with the girls about it!!!! I gotta give him SOME kudos there!!! Let’s just hope he can keep it in his pants from here on out!!!! LOL!!! …
Oh f*$k … take that thought back … Corinne and the trench coat and the WHIPPED CREAM…. she is REALLY testing him!!!! By the way … ladies … Valentine’s is coming up and Corinne is generously giving us ideas of what NOT to do. As much as it makes for great TV … is it just me or do you KIND OF feel bad for her??? I understand that she is VERY immature, but does she not realize that the key to a guys heart isn’t just her sexuality? Love her or hate her I’m sure that she will be around for a while … and PROBABLY on Bachelor in Paradise too.
Can we just talk about the group date and how SMOKIN’ HOT Danielle L. was?!?! Hot enough for the Backstreet Boys to pick her as the group date winner and serenade her and Nick on stage … MOVE OVER CORINNE … DANIELLE IS IN THE HOUSE!!!! It MUST be something about that name Danielle because BOTH of them are KILLING IT in my eyes!!!!!
And Vanessa’s DATE?!?! OMG!! How COOL is that?! I was dying laughing at them jumping around in their bright mustard yellow socks (brings me back to my hot dog days on The Bachelor … LOL!!!) and dancing in slo-mo!!!! Annnnnd then I was CRINGING for her … omg … MY stomach was in knots just watching them and hearing what they were going through … poor friggin girl upchucks on her first one on one date …. thankfully it wasn’t projectile like Leo’s have been lately or else that would have been bad news!!! She definitely went up in my books though … anyone else??
I just need to add that Nick handled it like a P.R.O. and didn’t make her feel bad about it which I LOVED!!! Brownie points for Nick!!!!! Plus, he had the best line after kissing her “You still taste fine” LOL!!!! Yessssss!!!! But in all seriousness … I was so impressed with Nick on this date and totally saw a different side to him that I really liked!!!!
The second group date of the night … or the “NICKATHON” as they call it … was nothing short of HILARIOUS and DAMN these are some competitive girls!!! Did you see the commotion at the end?!?! Rachel was kicking ASS and then knocked the ring off its pedestal … Astrid noticed and fully took her opportunity to snag it (well played … WELLLLL played) … BUT then Rachel accidentally stepped on it and literally CRUSHED it to a pulp, yet Astrid snagged an itty bitty piece of it … and WON!!!!!! LOL!!!! Ummmmm …. does anyone remember the story of the Tortoise and The Hare?!?! POINT PROVEN!!!! … LOL!!!!
ANYWAYS … with all of this said and done … it brings me back to my point earlier … “Let’s just hope he can keep it in his pants from here on out!!!!” AND THEN … then bouncy castle happened … OMG … Corinne is seriously pulling out all the stops to wrap Nick around her finger and while Nick has been able to control himself (so far …) these situations are leaving the other girls with a bad taste in their mouths … Vanessa actually asked him “are you looking for a wife, or someone to f*$k around with?” … ugh … but seriously …. Keep. It. Together!!!!!!
Soooooo there you have it … another episode in the books!!! And now to leave you with MY BURNING question … tell me …. WHO booked their trip to Vegas to go see the Backstreet Boys last night?!?! Don’t hide it … I know you’re out there … or at least you’re THINKING about it … LOL!!!!!
Until next time …