Latley I feel like there is a TON going on in this online world. There is bullying, politics, sadness, happy stories, and lots of guards up. Lots of people ONLY sharing the good and not too many people letting their guard down. I am one of them. I mean if you follow my Instagram stories you will know I’m not afraid to look like a hungover Billy Ray Cyrus on a Tuesday morning… but there’s more to me than my out of control bangs! I’m proud of who I am but there are things about me that I don’t always share because I’m afraid of judgment. There are some trolls out there, and lots of people that are quick to judge … but I realized the other day I can’t hold back just because of the fear of those people!! I was thinking of all the things my BFFs know … all the things the girls know, the things only my parents know … and the things that you DON’T know … because I’ve been scared to tell you!
Some of these things are close to my heart … some of them are just plain hilarious … but I thought it would a be a departure from all my blogs about ALL the things I do right … and all the things I LOVE and am proud of … what about the THINGS I’M NOT PROUD OF!?!?!
Ok… here they are!!!
1. I Still Love Cheez Whiz
Yup. I haven’t been able to let this go. It’s the one dirty rotten animal product that’s STILL in my house and I can’t stop freakin’ buying it!!!! One day I’m going to have to cut myself off, cold turkey … I just haven’t been able to yet and I honestly don’t know why!! It’s not like I have it everyday … I would say once every two weeks, but when I have it I love it. Ahhhhh!!!!
2. I Crashed a Golf Cart
This is one of those wake up the next day in a panic and immediately think to yourself “THAT DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAPPEN, DID IT?!” moments. Welp. In this case, IT DID … and the best part … it was ALL caught on camera. You can check it out here. But before you watch it … remember what I said about no judgment??
3. I Haven’t Started Planning Our Wedding
Frankly, I just have NO IDEA where to start … sooooo … more to come on this at a later date! LOL!
4. I Don’t Enjoy Showering
I LOVE the feeling of being CLEAN but I hate the whole process of getting in the shower, washing my hair, shaving my armpits and my legs, etc. I would wayyyy rather just not have to deal with my leg hair and be slightly stinky … sorry, Justin, I know it’s not your favourite part about me. Good thing there so many other good things … LOL!
5. I Swear … A LOT
I can’t f*cking help it. WHOOPS, SH!t sorry …
6. I Walk Around Naked
I honestly walk around naked ALL. THE. TIME. The girls have seen me naked more times then they can count on their fingers and toes … I like to think it’s part of the job … I mean, I have to change outfits quickly and in weird places sometimes … ??♀️ Sorry girls. And passersby … or, you’re welcome?? LOL!
7. I Love Talking About Poop
The things that most people find uncomfortable to talk about is what I FEED OFF OF … this includes poop, farts, sex, you name it, I want to talk about it!!! I’m actually quite offside, to be honest … I think this has something to do with my Northern Alberta upbringing. Dirty topics are hilarious and sometimes I find it funny to get people riled up!!
8. I Still Crave The Taste of Meat
Yup. I actually love the taste of meat. Ugh. I hate that I even had to write that, but it’s true. I grew up on meat and it was a taste I grew to love. Every time I drive by a KFC, McDonald’s or an Arby’s it LITERALLY takes EVERYTHING I HAVE not to stop and grab a burger or a bucket of “DIRTY BIRD”… If we’re being REALLY honest here, about once a month I would stop in and get a burger and just sit in my car, alone, and take tiny bites and just savour a greasy burger and I wouldn’t tell ANYONE. I’m happy to say that I don’t do this once a month anymore but MAYBE three times a year now at the most. It’s a hard one to admit because I’m so proud of my plant-based lifestyle and it’s been my biggest accomplishment and sacrifice to date … but I’m still a recovering meat-a-holic.
9. It’s Hard to Let Go
I’m a BIT of a control freak (the first step is admitting it, right?!) … I mean, I’m a great delegator but I find certain things hard to “let go of” such as sleeping in and letting Justin take over morning duties … I KNOW he can do it and Leo would be fine but I prefer how I do the morning routine sooooo I just do it myself and begrudgingly wake up and take over… Justin is always less than thrilled and confused why I just can’t go back to sleep.
10. I Crave the Acceptance of Others
This is one of those things that people always tell you NOT to worry about … and I’ve tried, trust me. However, I find that I’m soooo addicted to the feeling of acceptance from others, I love the positive reinforcement. I think it’s because I’m so sensitive the thoughts and feelings of my followers … I wish I cared less, but I can’t help it!! I’m most embarrassed by this one because I want to say I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK … but I do … lol, most of you, which is obviously unhealthy and IMPOSSIBLE to please. Maybe one day my old age will teach me better!
Ok … I think I’ve told you enough for now so I’m going to wrap this up but before I do … I want to hear YOUR dirty little secrets!! If you’re brave enough to share them … comment below and fess up!! ?