That’s right!!!! If I could describe last night’s episode of The Bachelor in ONE WORD … it would be … AWKWARD!!!!!!
Seriously … OMG!!!! Where do I even begin?!?! Corinne … the SLAP … Liz secretly revealing her and Nick’s skeletons RIGHT in front of the girls??? What a damn shitshow… two hours of AMAZING shitshow awkwardness!!!!
Let’s start with the elephant in the room … Corinne … OMG I just can’t … Nick already has a reputation and even though he showed a different, more genuine side of himself on Bachelor in Paradise he’s STILL proving to this group of ladies and wellll to EVERYONE watching that he isn’t “THAT GUY” …. and Corinne is NOT helping this situation!!!!! I guess it DOES take two to tango so it’s not ALLLLL her fault!!! BUT she kind of proved that if you’re willing to show off your titties you’ll lock down a rose from Nick … insert eye roll here … LOL!!!!!
And while Corinne was taking her bikini top off so Nick could “pull a Janet Jackson” on her all while winning over Nick’s little head … errrrr…. I mean heart … Shark Girl traded her “dolphin” costume out for a wedding dress, a fake baby bump, a drink in hand and a gun to mock a shotgun wedding and totally KILLED it in her photo shoot with Nick … this girl is seriously hilarious!!!!!
If I could offer Corinne some advice it would go something like this … if you’ve had one on one time with Nick DO NOT … I REPEAT (she often likes to repeat herself …. so figured I would help a girl out) DO NOT steal him from another girl who hasn’t had much time with him … not only did she do this ONCE but she stole Nick THREE (or was it four?!?!) times in one evening!!! Oh and Corinne … keep your dang boobies in your top … unless you’re breastfeeding lol … and no, I don’t mean breastfeeding Nick!! LOL!!!!
Moving on to the Liz and Nick show … for more awkwardness … as she stood up in front of the girls and pretended to break up with Nick … all while literally explaining how they met and how their relationship unfolded THIS FAR … not only did the girls look completely confused as to what the hell was going on but Nick looked like her would much prefer another slap to the chops from Josephine than stand up there and listen a moment longer … oh man!!!! I feel for him AND her … I really do!!!!
Honestly though as soon as Liz mentioned she had met and hooked up with Nick previously at Jade and Tanner’s wedding I just KNEW that this was going to be a HUGE deal for the others girls … and I was just sitting here WAITING for that bomb to drop … and holy shittttt did it ever … not only did he send her home but he TOLD the girls and from what I can tell (before we got the dreaded “to be continued” message) they DID NOT take the news well … but I GET it!!! I remember just how wild everyone’s emotions are and when EVERYONE is trying to make a connection with ONE guy and then finding out that somebody has already been intimate him is enough to push ANYONE over the edge!!!! I mean … look at how crazy it drove the girls when Corinne got the rose tonight!!!! CUE THE CLAWS!!!!!
Can we just give an air high five (or a FEW hundred!!!!!!) to Danielle?!?! I FREAKING love this girl and she snagged the very first one on one date with Nick … I’m pretty sure I did a little happy dance when her name was read!!!! Danielle is a freakin GEM … at first I was thinking that she may be TOO sweet for Nick but as time goes on I think she may be EXACTLY what he needs!!!!!
I’m leaving you today with a PREDICTION … if Nick doesn’t propose to Danielle (which would be CRAZY in my books!!!!) I seriously believe she will be the next BACHELORETTE!!!!!! What do you think?!?!? Comment below if you agree with me and if you don’t … who do YOU think should be???
Is it next Monday yet?!?!?! Sigh … until next time …